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What's taking so long mods?

I know it's active. Im asking for a PHP upgrade so i can actually use PHP.

Please.

please :(

someone needs to upgrade my site...

P.S - Am i entitled to this too?

Post Count Upgrade

10 POSTS = 50 MB Web Space/1000 MB Monthly Data Transfer
50 POSTS = 50 MB Web Space/5000 MB Monthly Data Transfer
100 POSTS = 60 MB Web...

Actually, check here: http://forums.bizhat.com/viewforum.php?f=36

there might be different requirements...

i need a PHP upgrade now :)

I would love to have a shoutbox..

I would like to have a shoutbox so i can see what people say and suggest i should change about my website :)

If there is criteria i haven't met yet, then someone tell me please.

Thank you,...

And the last one for today:

No, Windows is not a virus. Here's what viruses do:

1.They replicate quickly - okay, Windows does that.

2.Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down...

An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

A few days after the class, the old...

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.

The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and...

A Texan bought a round of drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a typical Texas baby" weighing twenty pounds.

Two weeks later he returned to the bar. The bartender...

lol



I overheard a friend telling his pal, "I can't break my
wife of the habit of staying up until 5 in the morning."

"What is she doing?" the pal asks.

"Waiting for me to get home."

A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he
could buy him a drink.
"Why of course," comes the reply.
The first man then asks: "Where are you from?"
"I'm from...

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street.





A buxom blonde wore, at a charity ball, an enormous diamond. "It happens
to be the third most famous diamond...

Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comes
home from work and leans against the freshly painted wall.
The next day, she says to the painter, "You wanna see where
my husband put...

lol all of them were great.

One question though relating to number 7. Isn't it always in the last place you look? I mean, after you find it why would you keep looking?

Batsman: “How was I out?”
Umpire: “Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?”
Batsman: “You look, I’m the editor!”


Whaat? Explain that one to...

I love all kinds of jokes..

except for really, really long ones :D

Def don't understand this one lol. But all the other ones are great :)

can't wait to hear this one lol
Knock Knock..

*Is still standing at attention*

*starts CPR*

Come on guys!

dude, just tell me where you get these lol

i like this one :D

i don't know what it is about these poems but they just make me happy...

Sunny and 3 degrees Celsius up in Toronto Canada :)