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it's weird that no one is doing any help in here... are you not interested in weird facts and news and history?... no comment means what... not interested?

9- 1st SCHOLAR DAY OF PRESSOR
1. After confirming every 1's names on the roll, thank the class 4 attending "Advanced Astrodynamics 690" & mention that yesterday was the last day 2 drop.
2. Announce...

i feel sorry for the one whom you are to marry... as much as i feel sorry for you. and to those whom have been through you in life..

since you see in people as a means for your pleasure, one day...

you meet this person, whom u like at a reunion or a party.... you exchange emails and chat for a while... u become very fond of them...


suddenly, another day, you meet them again... but they are...

Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President...

8- NON-MATTERING FINAL
1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" & do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few min early.
2. Get a copy of...

1. Dark: sexy / light: sweet
2. Go out 2 eat: romantic / Go 2 a party: playful
3. pink: cute / Yellow: loud / Baby blue: cool / Sea-green: horny
4. Surfing: active / Skating: determined /...

Aristotle - Law is mind without reason.
Aristotle - Pleasure in the job put perfection in the work
Aristotle - Poverty is the parent of revolution and crime.
Gandhi - The weak can never forgive....

well teatime, if u have any issues or topics, i am ready to hear and discuss.... but it seems it turned out into a drunken-saloon fight.. duno why and how. i started this topic and i really want to...

Number a paper from 1-10
1- What shade of hair u have? Dark, light
2- If u were out on a date would u want to: go 2 a party, go out 2 eat
3- What’s ur fav color out of: pink, yellow, baby...

oh thank you... i will continue them tommorrow.... and keep on forwarding ppl more here.. the more the merrier.

7- 1st SCHOLAR DAY
1. Smoke a pipe & respond 2 each point the professor makes by saying, "Quite right, old bean!"
2. Spend the lecture blowing kisses 2 other students.
3. Claim 2 b the teaching...

i duno if u got this.. but i said: that's why i m not indian... although i really like indian culture.

emmmmmmmmmmm.. WHAT was happening here while i was away???

<u>THIS IS A+ SO BE CAREFUL</u>

1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen,which makes hair shine and skin smooth. ...

ur welcome tuluvaguy.

thanks 4 ur praisal.. i will not really stop. hope u like them:D thanks

1. Music is the language of the emotions (E. Kant)
2. Sirs, when Bach was composing, he didn’t know that he was writing ancient music (E. Fischer)
3. If Hayden would still live till nowadays, he...

i get them from my collection...
i hope u like them... others, i get from books i read. and mostly I translated from french.

Pick the MONTH that you were born & color of your eyes

Blue eyes - people with blue eyes have the most sex positions and techniques. they're awesome at diversity and trying new things and very...

<u>WAYS 2 CONFUSE UR ROOMMATE (rmmt)</u>
1. Challenge ur rmmt 2 a duel, when refused, u won by forfeit, oblige him 2 leave all his possessions 2 u
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around ur rmmt's...

i suppose u missed me:P hehehe sorry i was away... (i am tending to be.. for i don't have much time:D anyways. don't worry u will always have jokes around. i promise:D

An older couple were lying in bed after an evening celebrating there 50th Wedding Anniversary. The husband was falling asleep,but the wife was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk.
She said, "You...

Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.
Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.


The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
Rats multiply so...