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I registerd now..I want to launch website,,How I can do that?

ab toh yaar 10 past maine bhi kar diye hain ab mai kya karu.

jo ki mera bhi site suru ho shake.

jao jakar unse keh do ki wo meri TAQDIR se khelna chhod de ji...

arey hum to wo BADNASIB hai jo agar KAFAN ki Dukan khole to log marna chhod de ji...

Likhe jo KHAT tuje Wo
teri YAD me Sare k sare
PAPA ne padh
liye.Sawera jab
hua,2 JUTE pad
gaye.Wo FASHION wale
BAL hava me ud gaye

Teacher: Aapko Amir Khan aur Kajol ki movie "FANAA" se kya lesson mila.......? ???
Student: Andhi, Looli, Langdi, Jo bhi mile patalo

Doctor tells a Santa: U have brain tumour!
Santa: Yesss! Jumps in joy.
Doctr: Why r u so happy?
Santa: It proves that I have a brain.