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Nice Innovation..
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Nice Collection of Sardar Jokes..
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Thats a nice one..
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Welcome CravingCrepes to bizhat forums..
Nice first post..

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Very Huge collection r99..
Nice..
Keep it up..

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I Feel
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Jokes to make you feel better!

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a needle.
I see your point !

Doctor, Doctor I feel like a pack of cards.
I'll deal with you later !

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop telling lies.
You don't expect me to believe that, do you?

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop watching "The Price is Right'.
Come on down and I'll have a look at you.
...

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop shoplifting.
Have you taken anything for it?

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop stealing things.
Take these pills for a week. If they don't work, get me a colour telly.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop playing Scrabble.
My word!

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop robbing banks.
Sit down and I'll take a few notes.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop eating Indian food.
Don't try to curry favour with me.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop fishing.
Drop me a line when you're feeling better.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop climbing mountains.
Relax, we'll soon have you in peak condition.

Doctor, doctor, I can't stop doing crosswords.
What's wrong?
I haven't a clue.

I Can't
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If it's not working, the doctor can fix it!

Doctor, Doctor, I can't get to sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off.

Doctor, doctor, I can't...

Doctor, doctor, I'm suffering from amnesia.
Take these pills and you'll soon forget all about it.

Doctor, doctor, I'm terrified of milk chocolate.
Another fruit and nut case!

Doctor, doctor,...

Doctor, doctor, I'm just not myself.
Yes -I noticed the improvement.

Doctor, doctor, I'm obsessed by telepathy.
I thought you were going to say that.

Doctor, doctor, I'm only four feet tall....

Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to the high jump.
Don't worry - you'll soon get over it.

Doctor, doctor, I'm always talking to myself.
I shouldn't worry about that. But I'm so boring!

Doctor,...

Doctor, Doctor I'm on a diet and it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh dear, that's a lot of calories !

Doctor, doctor, I'm allergic to perfume.
I'll have you scent to a...

Doctor, Doctor I'm becoming invisible.
Yes I can see you're not all there !

Doctor, Doctor I'm boiling up !
Just simmer down !

I Am
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So many ailments!

Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I do about it ?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties !

Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar !
Have you taken anything for it...

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a traffic warden.
Tell her I'll meter later.

Doctor, doctor, my wife's hanging from the window sill.
Tell her to hold on.

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a goose.
Send her in to see me.
I can't, she's flown south for the winter.

Doctor, doctor, my wife thinks she's a long distance lorry.
Bring her in.
I...

Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's Moses.
Tell him to stop taking the Tablets.

Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks I'm mad because I like kippers.
That's nonsense. I like kippers too.
Really?...