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okely dokely. makes sense. i didnt realize it mattered, but ok.

A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it. They decided on the word Typewriter. One day the husband told...

i never mentioned here, but thought i should. those two links are broken i think.

Joey attended a horse auction with his father. He watched
as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the
horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, Joey...

Little Johnny's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their
local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of
the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters...

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother
smoothed cold cream on her face. "Why do you do that, mommy?" he
asked. "To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removing the...

A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She
started her class by saying, Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little Johnny stood up. The...

A man and his wife walked into a dentist's office.
The man said to the dentist,
"Doctor, I'm in one heck of a big hurry! I have two buddies sitting out in my car
waiting for us to...

just kidding guys, :twisted: maybe you thought my follow-up a little funnier tho?

humor is a very subjective concept. everyone has their own point of view on what qualifies as "funny" and what does not. i would really like to see your point of view on this thread and why you...

URL: http://kimokini.bizhat.com

Description: this is a personal website to share up-to-date events and pictures with family members across the country. We are making use of php calendars and...

A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast

table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we
were sitting here at this breakfast table...

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for
a number of years when he came home one day to! confess to his wi! fe that
he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his...

One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts
rubbing his wife's arm. The wife turns over and says "I'm sorry honey, I've
got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay...

A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby and as he does, his
elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. The man turns to her
and says, "Ma'am,! if your heart is as soft as your...

b/c its a joke. its a parody. of course you cannot live on alcohol alone.

ok, let me rephrase. when you conjugate the word "the" and the acronym "I.R.S.", it spells "theirs". Better? :P

Jim decided to propose to Sandy, but prior to her acceptance Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts at the...

A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly...

thanks guys. ill work on some more material :lol:

Medical Proof about Alcohol

WATER .... IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF

WE DRINK 1 LITRE OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF

THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO

OF...

YEAR 1981
1. Prince Charles got married.
2. Liverpool crowned soccer Champions of Europe.
3. Australia lost the Ashes tournament.
4. Pope died.

YEAR 2005
1. Prince Charles got married....

After mastering the basics of html, what should I begin to learn? I know of java and visual basic and flash. What should a novice begin to learn next to improve their web designs?

i thought about visiting, for a moment. then i realized i cant seem to find a link :?

thank you for your assistance! :D