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May this be an Onam with Happiness and Prosperity.
Let the festival of Onam be celebrated by every Malayali,
whoever and where ever they may be.HAPPY ONAM IN ADV.

Qualities a friend must have:
Cute as crocodile.
Smart as donkey.
Active as turtle.
Fit as hippo.
Matured as monkey.
Sincerity like dog.
No doubt you are my good friend:rolleyes:

After an accident,
A v.angry driver: I showed u d headlights
& told u 2 go by side.Santa: I also started d wipers
& said No, no..No no. :D:rolleyes:

its not arabi,upgrade ur internet explorer,u will get Malayalam

Love Is Not Made
By The Time...!
Its Made With Person

With Whom
The Time Is Spent"

-- Gosh, you're lucky. I sure wish men could experience the miracle of childbirth.
-- Do you think the baby will come before Monday Night Football...

കാമുകര്* അറിയേണ്ടത്

പ്രണയത്തെ അതിന്*റെ മുഴുവന്* സൌന്ദര്യത്തോടെയും നിലനിര്*ത്താന്* കാമുകന്**മാര്* ചെയ്യേണ്ടതും ചെയ്യരുതാത്തതുമായ കാര്യങ്ങള്*..

ചെയ്യേണ്ടത്...

1. ഉപദേശങ്ങള്* നല്*കാന്*...

ശ്രീശാന്തിനെ വേള്*ഡ് കപ്പ്* ടീമിലേക്ക് സെലക്ട്* ചെയ്യാതിരുന്നതി-
നോട് താങ്കളുടെ അഭിപ്രായം എന്താണ്? ഒഴിവാക്കിയത് മോശമായി
എന്ന് താങ്കള്* കരുതുന്നുണ്ടോ?

എങ്കില്* .......

വിശ്വ കപ്പ്* നടക്കുന്നത്...

-- ആകെ ക്ഷീണിച്ചിരിക്കുന്നു, രണ്ട് ദിവസമായിട്ടുള്ള ഓട്ടമാണ്. ഇപ്പഴാണ് ഒരു സ്ഥലത്ത് ഇരിക്കുന്നത്. ഉറക്കമാണെങ്കില്* ഇങ്ങെത്തിക്കഴിഞ്ഞു. ഈ പെണ്ണിനെയാണെങ്കില്* കാണുന്നുമില്ല. സമയം 12 കഴിഞ്ഞു....

A: I'm in a big trouble!
B: Why is that?
A: I saw a mouse in my house!
B: Oh, well, all you need to do is use a trap.
A: I don't have one.
B: Well then, buy one.
A: Can't afford one.
B: I can...

ചില ഇഷ്ടങ്ങള്* അങ്ങിനെയാണ് ...അറിയാതെ അറിയാതെ നമ്മള്* ഇഷ്ടപ്പെട്ടു പോകും ...ഒന്ന് കാണാന്* ഒപ്പം നടക്കാന്* കൊതി തീരാതെ സംസാരിക്കാന്* വല്ലാതെ കൊതിക്കും ...എന്നും എന്*റെത് മാത്രമെന്ന് വെറുതെ കരുതും...

When time comes for u to give ur heart to someone,

make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart,

cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

A Sardar Doctor and Pundit loved same girl.
Pundit started giving an apple to the girl everyday.
Sardar Doctor...

Santa: So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?
Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's...

One day a boy asked his girlfriend 2 marry her.
The girl gave him a challenge to live a day with out her,
only then she will marry him.
no communication was there for 24 hours.
the boy didnt knew...

Q:Why is a Sardarji standing below
a tube light with a open mouth?
A:Because his doctor advised him
“Today’s dinner should be light”

Sardar’s Friend: Yaar,
Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House
Read Santa Singh, B.A.
This Year It Reads Santa Singh, M.A.
When Did You Finish Your Masters Degree?
Sardar: You Don’t...

Smile to old means Respect
Smile to child mean Innocence
Smile to friend means Care
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling? ;-)
Pagal ey oy

Cute N Short Love story!
Girl:hey i've got two words 2 say
Boy:wht?
Girl:I LOVE U
Boy:huh...isn't that 3 words!?
Girl:No! Coz (U) and (I) are one!

A man was telling his neighbor, “I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it’s state of the art. It’s perfect.”
...

Feelings are many but words are few,
clouds are dark but sky is blue;
Love is a paper, life is glue,
every thing is false, only My Love is TRUE.

Love your love so much that
u Dont have to ask,
‘With whom u were?’
n
Trust ur friend that much that
u Dont have to tell,
‘Dont tell dis 2 anyone’

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house…
still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

In a practical Exam
Examiner showed legs of bird n said:Tell the bird’s name
Sardar:I dont know
Exminer: U r failed.Wats ur name?
Sardar: You see my legs, and tell me.

READ THIS SCARY STORY IF YOU DARE.
On a rainy day,
an old man was standing with a book for sale.
A young man came to buy.
He bought the book for Rs.3000.
Old man advised
“DONT OPEN...