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  1. Thread: Perfect husband

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    That happen to me once it really suxs, I was at...

    That happen to me once it really suxs, I was at the gym, but my wife just bought a Jaguar and a beach house..........I wish hahahaha.
  2. Thread: newbie

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    Well I guess first is good to know there is a...

    Well I guess first is good to know there is a special seccion to introduce oneself, hehe , welcome.
  3. Thread: Cotrol Machete

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    Poll: Sorry for teh typos lol!!! one , their

    Sorry for teh typos lol!!! one , their
  4. Thread: Cotrol Machete

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    Poll: Cotrol Machete

    This is for me one of the best Hip Hop groups from Monterrey, Mexico. What do u thin about it? Go to watch opne of ther vids.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-uJ7yrrl0s
  5. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    The problems with golf The only problem with...

    The problems with golf
    The only problem with golf is that the slow people are always in front of you and the fast people always end up behind you.
  6. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    I want to buy a golf ball A blonde golfer goes...

    I want to buy a golf ball
    A blonde golfer goes into the pro shop and looks around frowning.

    Finally the pro askes her what she wants. "I can't find any green golf balls," the blonde golfer...
  7. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    What will you do for golf? Four married guys go...

    What will you do for golf?
    Four married guys go golfing on Sunday. During the 3rd hole the following conversation ensued:

    First Guy: "Man, you have no idea what I had to do to be able to come...
  8. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    Slow golfers are ahead of us Joe decides to take...

    Slow golfers are ahead of us
    Joe decides to take his boss Phil to play 9 holes on their lunch. While both men are playing excellent they are often held up by two women in front of them moving at a...
  9. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing A...

    An engineer, doctor, and pastor golfing
    A pastor, a doctor and an engineer were waiting one morning for a particularly slow group of golfers.

    Engineer: What's with these guys? We must have been...
  10. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    The amazing golf ball A golfer, playing a round...

    The amazing golf ball
    A golfer, playing a round by himself, is about to tee off, and a greasy little salesman runs up to him, and yells, "Wait! Before you tee off, I have something really amazing to...
  11. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    Golfing with an older man A young man who was...

    Golfing with an older man
    A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes...
  12. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    I did all of that? After a particularly poor...

    I did all of that?
    After a particularly poor game of golf, a popular club member skipped the clubhouse and started to go home. As he was walking to the parking lot to get his car, a policeman...
  13. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    This is my first golf lesson The schoolteacher...

    This is my first golf lesson
    The schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson.

    "Is the word spelt p-u-t or p-u-t-t?'' she asked the instructor.

    "P-u-t-t is correct,'' he replied.

    "Put...
  14. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    Ten years on a deserted island A man is stranded...

    Ten years on a deserted island
    A man is stranded on a desert island, all alone for ten years. One day, he sees a speck in the horizon. He thinks to himself, "It's not a ship." The speck gets a...
  15. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    Someone died playing golf Fred got home from his...

    Someone died playing golf
    Fred got home from his Sunday round of golf later than normal and very tired. "Bad day at the course?" his wife asked.

    "Everything was going fine," he said. "Then Harry...
  16. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    Religious battle golf The Pope met with the...

    Religious battle golf
    The Pope met with the College of Cardinals to discuss a proposal from Shimon Peres, the former leader of Israel. "Your holiness," said one of the Cardinals, "Mr. Peres wants to...
  17. Thread: Golf Jokes

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    Golf Jokes

    The laws of golf
    LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of...
  18. Thread: Science Jokes

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    Ideas About Science The beguiling ideas about...

    Ideas About Science
    The beguiling ideas about science quoted here were gleaned from essays, exams, and classroom discussions. Most were from 5th and 6th graders. They illustrate Mark Twain's...
  19. Thread: Science Jokes

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    Actual Science Tests Report... These are...

    Actual Science Tests Report...
    These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests.

    When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

    Water is composed of two gins,...
  20. Thread: Science Jokes

    by SK8ER
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    Actual Science Tests Report... These are...

    Actual Science Tests Report...
    These are reputedly real answers to questions on science tests.

    When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.

    Water is composed of two gins,...
  21. Thread: Science Jokes

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    Science One-liners Mole problems? Call Avogadro:...

    Science One-liners
    Mole problems? Call Avogadro: 6.023 E23


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    If you're not part of the solution, you're part of...
  22. Thread: Science Jokes

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    Administratrium, A New Element! Administratrium,...

    Administratrium, A New Element!
    Administratrium, The New Element

    AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU. The new element,...
  23. Thread: Science Jokes

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    Reasons for the Mir Accident After intensive...

    Reasons for the Mir Accident
    After intensive investigation on both the Soviet and US parts, spokespersons from both space agencies have determined the cause for the accident which has placed the...
  24. Thread: Science Jokes

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    The astronomy jokes NASA just disclosed details...

    The astronomy jokes
    NASA just disclosed details why the rover wouldn't accept any commands. They took a picture of the rover's built-in display which showed a windows screen and the text "press any...
  25. Thread: Science Jokes

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    Biologist experiment There was this biologist...

    Biologist experiment
    There was this biologist who was doing some experiments with frogs. He was measuring just how far frogs could jump. So he puts a frog on a line and says "Jump frog, jump!". The...
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