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Opticians bend your the rims/frames of your glasses for they are too polite to say that your ears are in the wrong place.

BEEB! Send this message to 5 of your friends and you will have unbelievable sex tonight! If you break this chain, you'll never have multiple orgasms again!

A woman likes to have four animals in the house: a jaguar in front of the doorway, a fox in the closet, a bull in bed, and a numbskulll to pay for this all.

20% of the population is now drinking coffee, 60% is having sex, 19% is watching television and one yokel is now holding his mobile in his hand

At this moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

I know why I am single, my parents-in-law were not able to have kids...

I'm a new member of this forum !
i'm 28 yesrs old, and i'm trying to learn php language

This is a great movie !