can i have hosting? i have 45 posts.
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can i have hosting? i have 45 posts.
keep up the good work..
three more:
At a literature class the teacher asked the students to write a short story that will contain religious, sex and mystery.
One of the students wrote: "oh my god… I'm pregnant... But...
What is the biggest fear of using an electric sheet?
Wet dream.
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A blond girl is written a letter to her friend:
"What's up sister?! Listen. I'm...
greet one's. thank you for posting!
A woman approach to an old man sitting by the porch
And says: "I notice you are very joyful man, what is your secret to a long lasting and happy life?"
"I smoke 3 packs of cigarettes a day" says...
Man and woman are in the divorce process. They are at court discussing on whose going to get the kid. "Your honor" says the woman, "I gave birth to this child with pain and sorrow. So he should stay...
greeeeeeeeeeet jokes.
the second joke really crack me up
the first one was a gret joke.
the second one, not so much. but keep posting any way.
very funny story.
thank u for posting it.
lol....good one!
keep on posting
A black man walks in the desert.
the water in is bottle are all gone,
So he looks around to find some water.
Suddenly he found a bottle of water shining through the sand. He picked up the bottle...
keep on posting. :wink:
yeap. and from where are you?
hello every body i haven't been her for some time... :cry:
but i have some new jokes :D , so enjoy...:
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A woman says to her husband: "look dear a...
nice to meet you "mrf" :) ! are you a boy or a girl?
i'm a girl, and i also like to have friends from all over the world.
who do you want to tell something bout him/her self?
first thank you all. (by the way i'm a girl).
:oops:
now the joke:
A conversation between a blind man and a cripple:
The blind man: "how is everything going?"
The cripple: "as you see…as you...
i liked this movie...it was funny, great stunts.
i also liked the first one.great concept as dafna said...the second one was superfluous.
i think that this is a great show...lost and prison break are my favored shows (at least for now).
A Young couple who just got married came to visit an old couple.
The 2 women went to the kitchen while the guys stayed at the living room to chat.
"listen...",
Said the man from the young...
o.k. i edited the massage. thanks. :)
can u get?? u mean if you can write? if so than of course!!! :)
really?! i believe every fourm has it own rules. no?
and in this one, i didn't see this rule.