Math student's love letter!!!

[suryacrimson]

Math student's love letter!!!

My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane. There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated. My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.

You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do n ot meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function. Yours ever loving, Pythagoras De-Morgan's Law, 7th Cross. Binomial Avenue, India of Matrices - (a+b)^2

[suryacrimson]

Love letter of a software prof...

Hi good morning Sweetheart,

I`ve seen you yesterday while surfing on the local
train platform and realized that you are the only site
I was browsing for. For a long time I`ve been lonely;
this has been the bug in my life and you can be a real
debugger for me now.

My life is an uncompiled program without you, which
never produces an executable code and hence is
useless. You are not only beautiful by face but all
your ActiveX controls are attractive as well.

Your smile is so delightful; it encourages me and
gives me power equal to thousands of mainframes
processing power.

When you looked at me last evening, I felt like all my
program modules are running smoothly and giving
expected results. /*which I never experienced
before.*/

With this letter, I just want to convey to you that if
we are linked together, I'll provide you all objects &
libraries necessary for a human being to live an error
free life. Also don`t bother about the firewall which
may be created by our parents as I've strong hacking
capabilities by which I`ll ultimately break their
security passwords and make them agree for our
marriage. I anticipate that nobody has already logged
in to your database so that my connect script will
fail. And it's all but certain that if this happened
to me, my system will crash beyond recovery. Kindly
interpret this letter properly and grant me all
privileges of your inbox. Error free..

[ranees]

man.. keep going ... THese are quality jokes. Thanx.....