ESL jokes

[gina]

These are few funny jokes for elementry ESL students...

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
--------- Because he had no-body to go with!

What did the traffic lights say to the car?
--------- Don't look now. I'm changing!

Why do cows have bells?
--------- Because their horns don't work!

For more jokes check out: http://www.englishclub.com/esl-jokes/index.htm

[gina]

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an "I".
Student: I is the...
Teacher: Stop! Never put 'is' after an "I". Always put 'am' after an "I".
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

[gina]

Two cows are standing in a field.
One says to the other "Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?"
The other one says "No, It doesn't worry me, I'm a horse!"

[gina]

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.
So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'
The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'
The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

"Why do you take baths in milk?"
"I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

[gina]

Last night, when I ate dinner I started joking.
My friend hit my back very hard
until I stopped.
I was so lucky he was there!

[tuluvaguy]

Good jokes Gina
Post more of it..