Jokes by itschahat

[itschahat]

Teacher: You have to aim for 90%...
Student: I will get 100% marks.
Teacher:Mazak kyun kar rahe ho.
Student: Shuru kisne kiya tha

Edited by Guttu
Reason: Dont give links to other sites
warning #1

[savicool]

their r many like this, but good one.

thanks.

[indianbaba]

itschahat, post all of them in one thread.

[Guttu]

I'm merging all the jokes
its the #1 warning for you itschahat
dont posts jokes in separate threads
make one thread and keep it updating

[Guttu]

Aisi aazadi aur kahan?

Teacher: Whats ur name?
Boy: Tata Indicom

Teacher: What can you read?
Boy: Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs mein

Teacher: Tumhari life ka kya hoga?
Boy: Spice hai to life hai

Teacher: Tum apni life mein kya karna chahte ho?
Boy: Kar lo dunia muthi me

Teacher: Class se bahar chaley jao
Boy: Aisi aazadi aur kahan?

[Guttu]

Prerna ke saath Aparna aur Komolika FREE

Bhagwan ke naam pe ek patni dede.
Apni nahi toh dusre ki dede.
Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle teen dega
Anurag ki tarah Prerna ke saath Aparna aur komolika free dega

[Guttu]

Apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga

Pyasi nigaho ne har pal unka deedar maanga,
Jaise amavas ne har raat chand maanga.
Ruth gaya woh Khuda bhi humse,
Jab humne apni har duwa mein unka saath maanga.

[Guttu]

Rules for exam:

Har sawaal se datkar ladna,
Fekne mein kami na karna,
Mauka mile to aage peeche bhi dekhna
Aur ek baat yaad rakhna, aage wale ka paper apna hi samajhna.

[selamet_g]

hey men
eng please...

[Guttu]

hey men
eng please...

Yeah u'll find it difficult to read
but I'm not the poster
I'm just merging the posts by this fellow
And BTW I can read them and know the meaning
bcoz its in hindi
Our national language