Ok Heres My Joke

This one man walks into a bar, he see's a jar of money containing $500.00.
He asks the bar tender whats with the money.

Bar Tender: It is for whoever can cheer my horse up.

Man: Ok I will try.

He Comes back and the horse is cheered up.

Bar tender: Heres Your money Sir.

Man: Thank You.

The Same Man Comes Back in 2 weeks and see the same jar with the same amount of money.

Man: What Is That money for now?

Bar Tender: It Is for the person that can stop my horse from laughing.

Man: ok i will try

He Comes back in wins the $500.00
The Bar Tender Says How do you do that?
Man: Well i told the horse that i have a bigger dick then he does.

Bar Tender: How Did You Get Him To Stop Laughing?

Man: I Proved that i had a bigger dick then him!