The last one from me today :)

[onL]

man runs to the doctor and says, "Doctor, you've got to help me. My wife thinks she's a chicken!"

The doctor asks, "How long has she had this condition?"

"Two years," says the man.

"Then why did it take you so long to come and see me?" asked the shrink.

The man shrugs his shoulders and replies, "We needed the eggs."

[artyjames]

very funny!!!!!! I have never heard this one before but I will be sure to pass it along. I like that it is kind of short which makes it easy to repeat again. Especially because I am a bartending and sometimes you just don't have time for long jokes.