A few years back I worked customer service for a large communications based call centre. One evening I received one particularly odd request. I identified myself and the company and asked asked how I could assist him. Most seriously, although slurring, he proceded to ask me when his meal would be there. I precised that we offered long distance, internet, paging and cellular services. He kept telling me: ' I want my meal'. After telling him politely what services we provided, and after a few minutes of this I cracked laughing as I asked him if he wanted fries with that? All in a days work, I guess