A 1st grade teacher left her classroom for a few minutes. She was surprised to find all her students very quiet and in perfect order when she returned. She stammered, "This is wonderful. You all have presented the epitome of discipline. What came over all of you? Why are you so well behaved and quiet?" After much of her coaxing, a shy little girl stood up to say, "Ma'am, you said the other day that if you ever came back and found us quiet, you would drop dead."