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  1. 04-03-2009, 07:12 AM #1
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    Default Joke

    Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
    A: They taste funny!!
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  2. 04-03-2009, 07:14 AM #2
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    Smile Joke

    Teacher: "Sam, what is the outside of a tree called?"
    Sam: "I don’t know."
    Teacher: "Bark, Sam, bark."
    Sam: "Bow, wow, wow!
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  3. 04-03-2009, 07:15 AM #3
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    Teacher: Why are you late, Joseph?
    Joseph: Because of a sign down the road.
    Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late?
    Joseph: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"
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  4. 04-03-2009, 07:16 AM #4
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    We know a guy who was so dumb his teacher gave him two sticks and he became a drummer, but lost one and became a conductor.
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  5. 04-03-2009, 07:18 AM #5
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    Smile If titanic was made in india.....

    1) There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.
    2) There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white sari and of course singing in the rain.
    3) The movie would be called "Pyar Kiya To Marna Kya".
    4) Hero and Heroine would float in cold water for days and still survive,but the villain would die in the first dip.
    5) The iceberg would be sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.
    6) None of the women would float due to heavy designer saris. And last but not least.
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  6. 04-04-2009, 10:02 AM #6
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    Really very funny, keep posting


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  7. 04-04-2009, 02:10 PM #7
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    xD rofl...
    just ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LOL
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  8. 04-15-2009, 07:54 PM #8
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    haha good ones!
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  9. 04-17-2009, 04:15 PM #9
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    come one u guys.. the jokes are lame :D
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  10. 04-20-2009, 03:43 PM #10
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    Ha Ha Ha some classics here love it
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