Man : Oh God! What are a thousand years for you?
God : Just a second
Man : What is a crore rupees for you?
God : Just a paisa
Man : Then give me a paisa
God : Wait a second

* * * *

Ram : Have you heard of Suez Canal?
Sham : Yes
Ram : Well, my father dug it
Sham : Have you heard of dead sea?
Ram : Yes
Sham : My father killed it

* * * *

Robber : I need some time to prove my innocence
Judge : All right, I will give you one year time in jail

* * * *

Shopkeeper claimed his items were everlasting. A syrprised
customer asked "How do you know?"
Shopkeeper said "Those who buy from us never come back
for one more!"