Sardars - No offence intended

[on_ali]

Ek truck doosre truck ko kheench raha tha. Dekh kar sardarji haskar lotpot hoke gir pade aur bole:

Ek rassi ka tukda uthane ke liye 2-2 truck.

[on_ali]

Sardar and his wife filed divorce in court.

Judge: how will you divide your 3 children ?

Sardar thought and replied: Ok, then we will apply next year .

[on_ali]

Santa & banta were looking at mummy in an egyptian museum.

Santa: bechara! pattiyan hi pattiyan lagi hain...

Kitni chotein lagi hain isko..

Zaroor truck accident mein mara hoga...

Banta: haan, truck ka number bhi likha hai :- A.D. 1460

[on_ali]

Ek sardar ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped-paudhe the.

Sardar naukar ko bola ped-paudhon ko pani dal.

Naukar : sahab bahar to baarish ho rahi hai.

Sardar: abe to chhatri leke dal.

[on_ali]

Santa asks banta: why do u prefer prepaid connection over postpaid?

Banta: prepaid mein bahut faida hai, isme call ke baad bill badhne ki bajaye kam hota hai...

[on_ali]

China has a great deewar

Russia has a communist sarkaar

America has a powerful radar

But!! Beware world bcos only india has a fauj of sardars