Animal Jokes....... {CLEAN}

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I am posting this in Alphabetical Order..
Due to the deletion of this joke forum once, the ant jokes etc have got deleted..

But I am starting from where did I stopped...
If I have the permission of Moderators, I will post those again..

Now Enjoy these clean and cute jokes..

Cat Jokes

Q: What looks like half a cat?
A: The other half!

Q: What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?
A: 'Claws.'

Q: If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger?
A: A stri-ped!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?
A: A stripey sweater!

Q: How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?
A: 'Pleased to eat you.'!

Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
A: Frostbite!

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Q: What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?
A: 'Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Q: What is lion's favorite food?
A: Baked beings!

Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny!

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Q: What's striped and bouncy?
A: A tiger on a pogo stick!

Q: What is the cat's favorite TV show?
A: The evening mews!

Q: How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?
A: Smack a lion!

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Q: What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
A: Hailing taxi cabs!

Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!

Q: What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?
A: A tiger moth!

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Q: What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?
A: 'Let us prey.'

Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!

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Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!

Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octopuss!

Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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Q: When the cat's away.....?
A: The house smells better!

Q: Why was the cat so small?
A: Because it only ate condensed milk!

Q: Why did the cat cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!

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Q: What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck?
A: A duck filled fatty puss!

Q: What kind of cat should you take into the desert?
A: A first aid kitty!

Q: Why do cats chase birds?
A: For a lark!

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Q: What do cats read in the morning?
A: Mewspapers!

Q: What works in a circus, walks a tightrope and has claws?
A: An acrocat!

Q: What do you call a cat wearing shoes?
A: Puss in boots!