Rude tampax joke.

[flemingslab]

Warning! This joke contains referrences to sensual, and slightly sexual ideas. If you are a bit squirmy, have an overactive imagination, or just don't like rude jokes, please do NOT read on.


Okay, on with it:
A woman walks into a drugstore, collects her items, and proceeds to the checkout. After checking out her items, the woman at the counter asks,
"Anything else?"
"Actually, yes", says the woman, dropping her voice and leaning in closer, "I was looking for a box of Tampax but couldn't find any." The counter woman takes out her radio microphone, and calls the boys in the back of the shop.
"We need a box of Tampax at checkout 3, please. Tampax at checkout 3." The woman is a little embarrassed, but she stays put, waiting. In the back of the shop, one of the boys turns around.
"What did she say she needs?"
"Thumbtacks", replies the other boy. The first boy turns back and speaks into his radio microphone.
"Do you want the kind you push in with your finger or bang in ith a hammer?"
The woman grabs her items and runs from the shop.

[Sniper]

lol thats funny nice pore lady

[flemingslab]

I agree completely. It would suck to be in a situation like that.