BizHat.com Joke Mail - 1 September 2005

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** BizHat.com Joke Mail
** 1 September 2005
** http://jokes.bizhat.com
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==> JOKE #1 <==

Doctor: You want to see a Plastic Surgeon.
Patient: No, i want to see the real one.

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==> JOKE #2 <==

My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate.

So I got myself two girlfriends.

==> JOKE #3 <==

Wedding Jokes
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1. Most girls seem to marry men who happen to be like their fathers. Maybe that's why so many mothers cry at weddings! - Jenny Éclair

2. The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it. - Shirley MacLaine

3. Every man needs a wife because things sometimes go wrong that you can't blame on the government! - Unknown


==> JOKE #4 <==

Cat rules - You Must Know
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"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this."

"Cats are smarter than dogs. You can't get eight cats to pull a sled through snow."

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats."

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat."

"One cat just leads to another."

"Dogs come when they're called; cats take a message and get back to you later."

"People who hate cats, will come back as mice in their next life."

"I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior"

"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats."

"Dogs believe they are human. Cats believe they are God."

"Time spent with cats is never wasted."

"Cats aren't clean, they're covered with cat spit."


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[qwe123]

nice post nokia, thanks

[karma330]

good ones administrator !!!


cheers
karma

[buckland15]

I kna this joke and it goes like this:

Three young boys were celebrating their birthday (they were triplets). Their mom bakes them a cake for their birthday party, but when she finished, she realized that she didn't have any treats to use to decorate the top of the cake. As an alternative, she used BBs (as from the gun). She forgot to tell the boys about this unusual topping, and each of them unknowingly ate the BBs.
At midnight that night, one of the triplets ran into his parents' bedroom, yelling "Mommy! Mommy!"
She replied with "What's wrong?"
He screamed "I just went to the bathroom and BBs came out!"
His mother said, "Do you feel alright now?" He told her he did and she told him to go back to bed. At 1am, the same thing happened with the second triplet. At noon the next day, the third triplet ran to his mother screaming, "Mommy, mommy!"
She said, "Let me guess. You went to the bathroom and BBs came out."
He replied with, "No. I farted and I shot the dog!" :oops: :P :D

[cosh]

thanks for jokes....
These are the best ones.

[indianbaba]

hi nokia, i am new to this jokes forum.

Good jokes.