HR Manager

[rajanz]

One day while walking down the street a highly successful Human
Resources Manager was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her soul arrived up in
heaven where she was met at the Pearly Gates by St.Peter
himself.

"Welcome to Heaven," said St. Peter. "Before you get settled in though,
it seems we have a problem. You see, strangely enough,we've never once had a Human
Resources Manager make it this far and we're not really sure what to
do with you."

"No problem, just let me in," said the woman.

"Well, I'd like to, but I have higher orders. What we're going to do is
let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven and then you can choose whichever one
you want to spend an eternity in."

"Actually, I think I've made up my mind, I prefer to stay in Heaven",
said the woman "Sorry, we have rules..." And with that St. Peter put the executive in
an elevator and it went down-down-down to hell.

The doors opened and she found herself stepping out onto the putting
green of a beautiful golf course.In the distance was a country club and standing
in front of her were all her friends - fellow executives that she had worked with and
they were well dressed in evening gowns and cheering for her. They ran up and kissed
her on both cheeks and they talked about old times. They played an excellent round
of golf and at night went to the country club where she enjoyed an excellent steak and
lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was actually a really nice guy (kind of
cute)and she had a great time telling jokes and dancing. She was having such a good
time that before she knew it, it was time to leave. Everybody shook her hand and waved
goodbye as she got on the elevator.

The elevator went up-up-up and opened back up at the Pearly Gates and
found St.Peter waiting for her. "Now it's time to spend a day in heaven," he
said. So she spent the next 24hours lounging around on clouds and playing the harp
and singing.
She had great time and before she knew it her 24 hours were up and St.
Peter came and got her.

"So, you've spent a day in hell and you've spent a day in heaven. Now
you must choose your eternity," The woman paused for a second and then replied,
"Well, I never thought I'd say this, I mean, Heaven has been really great and
all, but I think I had a better time in Hell."

So St. Peter escorted her to the elevator and again she went
down-down-down back to Hell. When the doors of the elevator opened she found herself
standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage and filth. She saw her friends
were dressed in rags and were picking up the garbage and putting it in sacks. The
Devil came up to her and put his arm around her.

"I don't understand," stammered the woman, "yesterday I was here and
there was a golf course and a country club and we ate lobster and we danced and
had a great time. Now all there is a wasteland of garbage and all my friends look
miserable."

The Devil looked at her smiled and told...

" Yesterday we were recruiting, today you're an Employee. "

[Alkmike]

lol man i was expecting a spectacular ending there:P