Drinking sh*t?!

[Ramsonne]

Medical Proof about Alcohol

WATER .... IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF

WE DRINK 1 LITRE OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF

THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO

OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA FOUND IN FECES,


IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO OF SHIT.

HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING RUM,

WHISKEY, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS

TO GO THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING,

FILTERING AND FERMENTING.



IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE

WHO ARE DRINKING WATER,

TO STOP DOING SO, IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN

THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.



WATER = SHIT, ALCOHOL = HEALTH



FREE YOURSELF OF SHIT, DRINK ALCOHOL!!!

IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SHIT

THAN TO DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SHIT!

[indianbaba]

U can't live without drinking water and just drinking alcohol. U are making our people drunkards. Where did u find out this truth? And why is this in the funny forum?

[Ramsonne]

And why is this in the funny forum?

b/c its a joke. its a parody. of course you cannot live on alcohol alone.

[jamie123]

hahaha that joke is good lol not

[Ramsonne]

humor is a very subjective concept. everyone has their own point of view on what qualifies as "funny" and what does not. i would really like to see your point of view on this thread and why you dont see it as funny,... but i just cant seem to get my head that far up my ass.

[Ramsonne]

just kidding guys, :twisted: maybe you thought my follow-up a little funnier tho?

[solksjaer15]

nice one......indianbaba wers ur sense of humour hes just kidding...thats y its in jokes forum..

u dont beleive that u will be full of shit do u :lol: