One Liners

[Ramsonne]

What is the difference between inlaws and outlaws?


Outlaws are wanted.





What should a woman say to a man she's just had sex with?


Whatever she wants. He's sleeping.





How do you spot the blind man at a nudist colony?


It isn't hard.





What's the down side to a threesome?


You'll likely disappoint two women instead of just one.''





How do you know you're really ugly?


Dogs close their eyes when they're humping your leg.





Why are most hurricanes named after women?


Because they arrive wet and wild, then leave with your house and car.

[gipeord]

and that also i don't understand

[Zackery]

Can I throw in a few corny ones as well?

Two peanuts walked into a bar. One got assaulted.

Two beers walked into a bar. One got mugged.

What do you call a man with no limbs in the pool? Bob.

What do you call a man with no limbs at the door? Matt.

What do you call a woman with one arm and one leg? Ilene.

What do you call a man with no limbs in a pile of leaves? Russel.