Clean jokes

[seandemos]

Hi,

I had trouble finding a place to post, so decided to start a new thread.

A man's wife wants to send him on vacation but can't afford it. One day she sees an ad in the paper for a $50 week long cruise in the Carribean. She calls the number to ask if there are any hidden costs. "No, there are no catches. You're responsible to come to Miami and after that $50 takes care of everything."

She buys her husband a bus ticket to Miami, gives him $50 and sends him on his vacation. When he gets off the bus someone meets him with a sign carrying his name. After he pays his $50 someone hits him on the back of the head and when he wakes up he is strapped to a log and floating in the Carribean. He figures he can't complain too much about the quality of the service since he only paid $50.

The next day he sees someone else floating on a log and paddles over to chat. "Are you on the $50 cruise, too?"

"Yes, I am. It's a little shy on the ammenities, but you can't beat the price."

"Do you think they'll serve us any food?"

"I don't know. Last year they didn't."

[JefferyPan]

haha thats a funny one, another stuck there for a whole year~

[seandemos]

and asks for a loan. The loan officer, Miss Patty Wack, asks for collatoral. The frog says he has some hummels, but Miss Wack doesn't know what hummels are. She goes back to see her boss who's on the way out the door. "What is a hummel?", she asks. "It's a knick knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. This old man is going home."

[savicool]

good one keep it up

[indianbaba]

thanks for the jokes.