*joke*

[dsmm]

A business man approach to his young son
And say: "I would like you to marry to a woman that I'll choose for you".
The son: "no thanks father, I prefer to choose my own wife".
The father:" but what if I'll tell you that she is the daughter of Bill Gayets?'
The son: "hoo…now that's a different story".
The next day the father went to Bill Gayets and says: "I have a son-in-law to your daughter"
Bill Gayets:" no thanks, my daughter is too young to get married"
The father: "but what if I'll tell you that this guy is the vice-president of the world-class bank?"
Bill Gayets:" now that's a different story".
The father continues, and went to the world-class bank president and say:" I have a guy for the vice-president part".
The world-class bank president says:" no thanks, I've already have too many vice-presidents than I need…"
The father: "but what if I'll tell you that this guy is Bill Gayets's son-in-law…" :D

[btgraphics]

"Hey: that's my shirt!"
"No it isn't. I don't see your name on it."
"Of course not. The urine has dried by now."
". . ."
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"Oh my god! My face imploded!"
"It's ok, I can help! I have a bandaid!"
"Wait! What kind?"
"Flinstone kids."
"Ok, good."
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"What's wrong? Why so glum?"
"I'm ugly."
"What really matters is down in here -touches the chest where his heart is-... I feel a lump. Wow. It does suck to be you."

[dsmm]

i like the first one.

[tuluvaguy]

first one is posted with different name

[dsmm]

i know, mine! but i like his first joke.

[indianbaba]

Yeah, the first one is repost.
Others were also good
Keep posting.

[heptameron]

thanks this is nice one !

[aasongs]

i like the second nasty joke ,,,,,,,,,,, man keep updating

[longway2thetop2000]

I like dsmm's joke, me and my g/f both laughed at that one!