A typical Texas baby

A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks . Like I said,
my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says,"Say, you're
the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how
much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What
happened? The boy already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his
mouth on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had'm circumcised