rabiit and cake

[tiktakit]

One day a rabbit comes to a bakery.
He asks the baker, "Do you have a carrots cake?"
and the baker says "No"

the day after, the rabbit returns. "Do you have a carrots cake?"
and the baker says "sorry,no"

again,the rabbit returns the day after. "Do you have a carrots cake?"
and the baker says, "No,sorry"

so far goes, the rabbit returns every day with the same question and the same answer is given, untill the baker decides that if this rabbit wants a carrots cake so much, he'd make one. So he bakes one, and the rabbit comes, as every day, and asks:
"Do you have a carrots cake?"
and the baker says: "YES!"
so the rabbit goes: "Isn't it disgusting???" .........

[tiktakit]

a geek joke:
A doctor, a lawyer,and an engineer are sentenced to death. Why is not important to the story...what's important is that the death sentence will be carried out in France - via guillotine.

The doctor is first. The executioner straps him down, hoists the glittering blade aloft, and lets it drop...whereupon it sticks about halfway down.

Now, it's a well-known tradition in capital punishment that if the execution apparatus fails for any reason, this is interpreted as a sign from God, and the death sentence is commuted. Accordingly, the doctor walks away, still very much alive.

The lawyer is next. The executioner straps him down, hoists the glittering blade aloft, and lets it drop...whereupon it sticks in the exact same spot.
Same rules apply...lawyer walks.

The engineer is last. The executioner straps him down, as he hoists the blade aloft, the engineer twists his neck around, peers up at the blade, and says:


"You know, I think I see your trouble there..."

[tiktakit]

'Why did the Comp. Engineer get X-mas and Halloween mixed up? A: Because Oct(31) == Dec(25)!

[-casiangeles-]

One day a rabbit comes to a bakery.
He asks the baker, "Do you have a carrots cake?"
and the baker says "No"

the day after, the rabbit returns. "Do you have a carrots cake?"
and the baker says "sorry,no"

again,the rabbit returns the day after. "Do you have a carrots cake?"
and the baker says, "No,sorry"

so far goes, the rabbit returns every day with the same question and the same answer is given, untill the baker decides that if this rabbit wants a carrots cake so much, he'd make one. So he bakes one, and the rabbit comes, as every day, and asks:
"Do you have a carrots cake?"
and the baker says: "YES!"
so the rabbit goes: "Isn't it disgusting???" .........

My father always tell this joke :lol: