A story was about a couple. They used to quarrel everyday and did not have any children. After quarreling every evening the husband used to go out of the house and come very late at night. While husband went out the wife used to cry sitting in the balcony.

A teacher was explaining that the wife used to cry in the balcony because it is a open space an god may listen to her or she may get to see god someday.

A student on hearing this said that "OH! Is God a satellite that you can connect to him better in the open?".

The whole class started laughing. Event the teacher couldn't hold on.