> > Daddy, how was I born?
> >
> > DAD SAYS:
> >
> > Ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
> > Well, you see your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN.
> > Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
> > cyber-cafe.
> > We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a
download
> > from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered
that
> > neither one
> > of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the
delete
> > button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said:
> >
> > You've Got Male!