A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Black Soil Plains just out of Walgett, I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, And threw it on the ground. I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the shit out of all of you!

St. Peter was impressed,

"When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago.."