Jokes for you all

**neo1901** · 10-24-2005, 12:45 AM

Read These Jokes

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a
commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order,
order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll
have a
scotch and soda."

Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in
two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won't.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It's addressed to Mumbai.

Girl : Do you love me?
Boy : Yes Dear.
Girl : Would you die for me?
Boy : No, mine is undying love.

Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the
field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.

neo

**khmerkidd562** · 11-02-2005, 09:48 PM

lmao where does u ppl get this stuff

**rixanonna** · 11-07-2005, 05:08 AM

A blonde a brunette and a readhead were driving a car across the desert and their car broke down. They had to decide to bring one thing from the car as they walked towards a town. The brunette said "i'll bring some food in case we get hungry" The redhead said "i'll bring some water in case we get thirsty" The blonde said "i'll bring the car door so if we get hot we can roll the windows down"

**rixanonna** · 11-07-2005, 05:10 AM

what do you call 1000 dead iranians floating in the caspian sea? a good start.

**rixanonna** · 11-07-2005, 05:12 AM

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its impossible because they wouldn't be able to get a chair because i'd take them all and because i'm a sexy stud i'd pleasure them so bad they wouldn't be able to get the job done.