Final Confession

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Brittany was on her deathbed, with her husband Adam at her side.

She kept trying to tell him someting, but he kept saying, "Shhhh, don't worry now darling, just rest."

"But honey," She whispered, "I need to make a confession before I die... I slept with your brother, your best friend, and your father."

"Don't worry about it sweetie," replied Adam as he wiped the tears from Brittany's cheek. "I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"

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Genie Can't Deliver

There was a man walking down the street in San Francisco, and he tripped over an old looking oil lamp. He picked it up and hid it under his jacket, because he thought it was priceless. While he was running to the antique shop to cash this puppy in, it rubbed against his shirt, *POOF* A genie popped out of his pocket!!!

This very angry looking Genie said, "Alright, I have had enough with this three wishes stuff, and 'cuz you stole me away from my HBO Special, I will only give you one wish!"

The surprised man said, "Ok, I want to live in Hawaii...in a huge condo on the beach with three million dollars in the master bedroom, but I am afraid of boats and planes so I want you to build a bridge from here to Hawaii."

The genie replied with a smirk, "Are you crazy? Do you know how long that will take, with the pillars going down to the bottom of the ocean, all the cement it would take for the highway? No I'm sorry, it just can't happen."

The man said, "Fine! Then I want to understand women."

The genie said, "Would you like two lanes or four?"

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Three guys stranded on an island find a genie's bottle washed up on the shore one morning.

She grants them a wish each. The American says "I've been on an island with two guys for 5 years, I'd like to be home in New York with my girlfriend". He vanishes.

The Aussie says "Same deal, with my girl back in Sydney" and he vanishes.

The genie looks at the Irishman impatiently and he says "Its going to be lonely here without them, I wish they were back."

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A man walks up to the White House and shouts to the guard, "I'd like to speak to Bill Clinton, the President."

The guard replies, "Bill Clinton is no longer the President of the United States. George W. Bush is the President."

After this appens three days in a row, the guard yells in disgust, "I told you Bill Clinton is no longer the President. George W. Bush is the President of the United States."

The guy says, "I know. I just like hearing it."

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The first joke was a blockbuster joke. in the 3rd joke,as the Genie had promised one wish to be fulfilled for the three people, it can't do it so and it will have to go back to the sea again.

Was the guy who came in the fourth joke was Mr.GeorgeW.Bush himself.