New Joke! About the U.S.

[nygreenguy]

Did you hear Bush finally has an exit strategy for Iraq?

Really? What is it?

Iran!

[admin]

Nice joke :lol:

Here is another joke...

A Sardarji is in a Quiz Contest....kaun banega crorepati...

The questions are as follows:

1) How long was the 100 yr war?

A) 116
B) 99
C) 100
D) 150

Sardar says "I will skip this"

2) In which country are the Panama hats made?

A) BRASIL
B) CHILE
C) PANAMA
D) EQUADOR

Sardar asks for help from the University students

3) In which month do the Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

A) JANUARY
B) SEPTEMBER
C) OCTOBER
D) NOVEMBER

Sardar asks for help from general public

4) Which of these was King George VI first name?

A) EDER
B) ALBERT
C) GEORGE
D) MANOEL

Sardar asks for lucky cards

5) The Canary Islands, in the Pacific Ocean, has its name based on which animal:

A) CANARYBIRD
B) KANGAROO
C) PUPPY
D) RAT

Sardar gives up.

If u think you are indeed clever and laughed at our Sardar's replies,
Then please check the answers below:

1) The 100 year war lasted 116 years from 1337-1453

2) The Panama hat is made in Equador

3) The October revolution is celebrated in November

4) King George's first name was Albert. In 1936 he changed his name.

5) Puppy. The Latin name is INSULARIA CANARIA which means islands of
the puppies.

Now tell me who's the dumb one....Don't ever laugh at a Sardar again

[admin]

New ATM

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads: "Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through teller machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use
the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE procedures have been developed. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender."

MALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to the cash machine.

2. Put down your car window.

3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.

4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.

6. Put window up.

7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE:

1. Drive up to cash machine.

2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.

3. Set parking brake, put the window down.

4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.

5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up

6. Attempt to insert card into machine.

7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.

8. Insert card.

9. Re-insert card the right way.

10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.

11. Enter PIN.

12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.

13. Enter amount of cash required.

14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.

15. Retrieve cash and receipt.

16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.

17. Write debit amount in check book, balance check book and place receipt in back of checkbook.

18. Re-check makeup.

19. Drive forward 2 feet.

20. Reverse back to cash machine.

21. Retrieve card.

22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.

23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male driver waiting behind you.

24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.

25. Redial person on cell phone.

26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.

27. Smell smoke.

28. Release Parking Brake

[solksjaer15]

hahahah nice ones... :adore:

great jokes ... :lol:

[qwe123]

I understand what you say NOKIA, but in my personal experience a sardar proved himself as one. This is what happened:

Let me call him T singh ok.

T sing came to our apartment and he wanted an umbrella. It was about to rain and he was planning on going to a near by gas station. We were happy to give him an umbrella. By the time he left our place, it started raining heavily. So he went to the nearby gas station by himself in the heavy rain, and came back in the heavy rain to our place. He thanked us for lending the umbrella, but you know what, he forgot the umbrella at the gas station and he returned drenched. He ran back in the rain to get the umbrella, and finally returned the umbrella to us.

This is a true story.