A gr8 no. of SMS to enjoy and send !!

[Palmist]

1) Im nt Wealthy bt i ve Rich Heart, im nt Best but ill try my Best, i may nt be right E-time but im surely nt Wrong to chos U as my Friend !.
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2)
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Friends &
Friendship
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Its a
package
of
feelings
Nobody
can
make
it
Nobody
can
delete
it
Nobody
can
explain
it
Only
"WE"
can
"FEEL" it


:P

3) ABCD_FGH_JK__NOPQR_TUVWXYZ... Where r E,I,L,M & S? Hmm..i told them 2 appear on ur face, to make u "SMILE"! So, keep on smiling. Have a Great Day.. :-)

:oops:


4) 'sometimes v must get hurt in order to grow, v must fall in love to know, sometimes our vision clears only afte our eyes are washed away with tears'.
:lol:


5) What is differance between blood & u.. ?
The blood enters the heart and flows out, but u enter the heart and stay inside forever!

:o


6) Good
Unerdtsanding Btewene
Ecah
Ohter
Is
Rael Fiernd Sihp
Eevn
We
Hvae
So Mnay
Msi Unerdsantndig
Lkie Tish
Msseaeg
Btu i Konw
U Cna Raed
Wtih Otu Msitake.


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7) U mAy tHiNk thAt TiMe MaKeS pEoPLe fOrgEt.. BuT tHe LoNgEr thE TimE pEoPLe SpEnD aPaRt, thE mOrE iT MakEs tHEm REMEMBER eAcH oThEr...

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8) I have a lil angel flyin around wit a hammer.Every person it hits gets lil bit of my love & affection..hope it beats crap out of u..


:?:

9) SMILES are likE BIRDS.. They fly from FACE to FACE.. May your LIPS give them a better NEST, so that they can stay there FOREVER...
Have a nice day...
Keep Smiling!!!
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10) God gives us 2 gifts.One is chance & another is choice, chance is to have a good friend & choice is to select the best one like you!.

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"It takes a minute to have a crush an hour to like someone and a day to love someone but it takes a lifetime to forget someone" Be in touch..


8)

[Palmist]

i love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u", I love "u". Hey! Don't get excited, I love other alphabets too...v, w, x, y, z !





Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !






I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. I Love You. That's because Meneka Gandhi says "Love Animals" !







A - U'r Attractive B - U'r D Best C - U'r Cute D - U'r Dear 2 me E - U'r Excellent F - U'r Funny G - U'r Gud Looking H - He He He I - I'm J - Just K - Kidding





The animals of a jungle have decided to hold a meeting. The lion has come, the tiger has come, the elephant has come, the monkey has come.. But The meeting hasn't started. Guess why ? Because the Donkey is busy reading this SMS !







Last nite I lay in bed, looking at the stars, the beautiful sky and the endless horizon.... and suddenly I thought... where the hell is my roof?








You've got Sex Appeal... You've got Style... You've got Intelligence... You've got Class... You've got D Face... & You've got D Body... & I've got the wrong number! Sorry!







This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, an cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,20 cat, seconds cat !... Now read it without the word cat.








Zindagi Hey to Khwab Hain, Khwab hain tu Manzilen Hain,Manzilen Hain to Rastay Hain Rastay Hain TU Mushkilen Hain our Mushkilen Hain Tu "Main Hoon Na"











Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Vo aaj bhi hume dekh kar muskurate hain****Yeh to unke bache hee kamine hain,****Jo Mamma-Mamma bulaate hain.









Tussi Hasde yo sanu hasaan vaaste****tussi rone yo saanu rovaan vaaste****ek vaar rus ke ta vekho sohneyo****Marr javange tuhanu manaan vaaste








Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de****tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de****Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna****Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de










I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!










Ae dil kissi ki yaad mein rona fijul hai****ye aansoo bade anmol hain inhe khona fijul hai****royo to unke liye jo tum par nisaar hain****unke liye kya rona jinke aashiq hazaar hain









Hi Vajpaye needs 500 donkeys to attack on Pakistan.****499 ja chuke, message milte hi niklo









What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes****that the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey****plz contact zoo for detail









Teri aankain jhuki jhuki****tera chehra khila khila****jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya ****to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila








Vo sochte honge usko aksar,****jo hamein unke salaam de jaati hai,****vo kya jaane unhein choone waali hawa bhi,****hamein unke saare paigaam de jaai hai!









Someday u may lose ur hair.****u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.****But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.****coz u cant lose wot u don't have!








You look so fine!I want to...****break your heart and give you mine
You are like the sunshine so warm,****you are like sugar, so sweet...****you are like you...****and that's the reason why I love you!









Love is like war...****Easy to start...****Difficult to end...****Impossible to forget







Do you believe in love at first sight****or do I have to walk by again??








I've seen angels in the sky,****I've seen snow fall in July,****I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,****But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!







Kiss is not like Nokia...Connecting People****Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.****Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More****But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga









TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,****RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,****PEPSI ka cr8 ho,****ANDE ka oml8 ho,****SMS KARNE ME bade le8 ho,****JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,****KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!






Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,****Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,****Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun****isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon







A Friend is Sweet when its NEW****Its Sweeter when its TRUE****But you know that its the sweetest when it is U








Mohit uncle mujhe na Bandar dekhna hai ****Mohit : - Beta vo abhi SMS Type raha hai.







Phoolon se khoobsurat koi nahi.****Sagar se gahra koi nahi.****Ab aapki kya tarif karu...****Dosto me aap jaisa...Nalayak koi nahi!








Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,****gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,****tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,****tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai.









God created the earth,****God created the woods, ****God created you too, ****but yes, even God makes mistakes!







SMS FRIENDSHIP TEXT

Flowers need sunshine, violets need dew, all angels in heaven know I need u. years may fly, tears may dry, but my friendship with u will never die.




One day u will ask me: What is more important to you, me or your life? I will say: my life? You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!






Feel good when somebody Miss u. Feel better when somebody Loves u. But feel best when somebody never forgets u.







A friend is sweet when its new?.but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But u know what? Its sweetest when its you.







A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when you have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious a friend is u.





If kisses were water, I will give u sea. If hugs were leaves, I will give u a tree.If u luv a planet, I will give u a galaxy, if friendship is life I will give u mine.






People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never will I.



If I were to be anything in this world?. I?d be ur tears!!!? So, I can be conceived in ur heart, born in ur eyes, live on ur cheeks & die on ur lips!!!!!




If u r a chocolate ur the sweetest, if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable, If u are a Star u r the Brightest, and since u r my ?FRIEND? u r the ?BEST?!!!!!!!!!



A special friend is rare indeed, it beems to be special breed, yes, perfect friends r very few, so lucky I m for having you.





They say it takes a minute 2 fine a special person, an hour 2 appreciate them, a day 2 love them, but then an entire life 2 forget them.





When God opened the window of the Heaven He asked me: What is your wish for today? ?I said : please take special care of the person reading this!!!!!!!?





Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be THANKFUL that once in my life?s journey we became FRIENDS!





It takes half our life to find true friends & half of it keeping them.I am lucky to have spent less than half my life finding you & wish to spend the rest keeping you.







In my life I learned how? 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn?t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u.





A memory lasts forever, and never does it die. True friends stay together and never say good bye.







Always draw a circle around the ones you love, never draw a heart because hearts can be broken, but circles are never ending.







U got style, u got sex-appeal, u got the intelligence and u sure got the body. Wait. Sorry, wrong number!







Of all the gifts, big and small, your friendship is the greatest of them all.






A ring is round and has no end, that's how long I'll be your friend!!!




The morning is just a few moments away. Go to sleep and when you wake up, remember me as a friend who is always there for you and never let you down





Yes, God made you first, but there is always a rough draft before the final copy.



The NHS regrets to inform you that your birth was an accident. Please report to your nearest hospital to be put down. We apologize for any inconvenience.




If you are in trouble, If you need a hand, Just call my number, because I'm your friend!




Whenever I see your smiling face, I have to smile myself, because I like you, you're my friend!!!



Nostalgia is not what it used to be.






Those who think that things happen too fast are expected in a bank or a post office!







Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories.... of many good things.



You cannot buy friendship, you can earn it. If someone comes for help, be a true friend !


A friend is always welcome ... Early in the morning or late at night. Time is of no importance ... When it concerns real friendship!!



Friendship is a wonderful word, it might be the most beautiful one on earth. Friendship is something powerful, a gift of great value!



No gold or precious stones ... give us happiness and peace, friendship and its warmth ... will bring it to us




There is a big difference between friendship and a rose... Roses last only a while ... but friendship is for ever




I asked God 4 a flower, he gave me a garden. Asked 4 a tree, he gave me a forest. Asked 4 a river, he gave me an ocean. Asked 4 a friend, he gave me you





Friends are like stars... you don't see them all the time, but you know they're there!






Life is not easy and it will never be, but you've got friends and one of them is me ...





I must have been born under a lucky star , to find a friend as nice as you are. I will follow the rainbow to the end , if you promise to remain my friend !!!



When friendship is deeply rooted, it is a plant that cannot even be uprooted by a storm....



My "aim" in life is: die young when I am very old.



When you are lazy, you cannot help it. When you are tired, that is your own fault.






A friend is someone who knows when you need her...



A ring is round and has no end, so is my love for you my friend.





If my head looks like yours, I'd shave my rear end and walked on my hands.



Mirrors should be able to think before reflecting the images.




A friend is someone who knows the song of your heart and who can sing it for you when you have forgotten it



Friend: someone who tells you things while you are alive, things that others tell after you die



You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.



Wherever you go, whatever you do, may god's angels watch over you.
Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver the other gold.



A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special. It can dance and jump, laugh and sing. Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it!


I would not call myself important, but I am convinced that when I was not born, everyone would like to know why.


The only good thing about your own mistakes, is that is might make other people happy.

Not the lack of love, but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.






A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.








I MaY Not Be a cLocK ThaT maY TexT yOu 24hrs a DaY But My HeArt Will bE LikE a CloCk ThAt will nOt sToP CarIng & SayInG U r aLwaYs RemeMbEreD. TakE CaRe.




The times we shared is like shooting star... the time is short but really beautiful moments.... Forever engraved in our hearts.... Friends forever~!!!








KeEping a FRIEND is As Difficult AS losing one. U sacrifice A lot To keep them. I may not have sacrificed enuf 4 u... but in my HEART I swear I'm keeping U..







We've known each other by CHANCE, became friends by CHOICE, still friends by DECISION. And when we say FRIEND FOREVER, that's definitely a lifetime PROMISE!





If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!







When i'm walking in front of u,I'm protecting u. When i'm beside u i'm there for u, when i'm behind u, I'm watching over u. When i'm alone,I'm thinking of u.






A ring is round and has no end.... and that's how long I'll be your friend.







There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, dats the gift of a wonderful friend like the friend dat i have in u!







Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!






A friend is never a coincidence in your life, they are meant to enter your life to bring you joy and laughter. So, i will treasure the friendship between us.







Everyone hears what you say... Friends listen to what you say... Best friends listen to what you don't say...






Friends are like stars. You can't always see them, But you know they are always there for you...









Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only true friends will leave footprints in your heart.








As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.








Good frenz are like quilts... it never loses its warmth...








GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!









If I m in hell & u in heaven, I always look up & be proud of u. but if I were In heaven & u in hell, I beg God 2 send me down coz heaven wont be heaven without u.

...
... Dedicated to Snehil G. someone I love !

[indianbaba]

Do u know what SMS means?

[solksjaer15]

Do u know what SMS means?

y did u write that?


whats wrong?


SMS - Short Messaging Service i think

[indianbaba]

I was in a urgent to go to coll so that i wasn't able to complete my reply.
As SMS stands for small messaging service and he has given some two line sentences, i meant how could that be sent as SMS'es through cellphones. Who will have to patience to type those big messages in cellphones and who will have patience to read them?
Hope it makes it clear now.Solks bhai.

[Palmist]

Who will have to patience to type those big messages in cellphones and who will have patience to read them?

Well I actually get much longer forwarded sms's ( and I too used to think who actually wrote them down ) but whoever writes them ... reading 2 lines of a joke is not a bad Idea in leisure I think ?

During rush it is ofcourse irritating !


............. Thanks for comments however !! ......................

[Simeon]

hmmm whats that i'm form bulgaria and i don't understand ?

[indianbaba]

The problem is that when we are during busy hours or waiting for some other's important SMS'es these friends will be sending these joke SME'es which tends to irritate us. I just considered the -ve aspect. That'sit.
Good work. keep it up.

[kprt2005]

very nice collection

[Palmist]

:D ... These r meant to say ,,, Yes I remember you ... :D
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Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai


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