Some sms jokes

[ftvfatboy]

• Doctor 2 husband: Tuhadi biwi te tuhada blood group same hai.
Husband: Hovega kyon ni, 25-saal to mera khoon jo pee rahi hai!

• Ek aadmi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha. Achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se barish start ho gayi.
Dukhi aadmi: Lagta hai pahunch gayi.

Jitne channel TV ke, utne nakhre Biwi ke.
TV chalta remote se, Biwi chalti hai note se.

• Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence

Shaadi par wife boli: Aap mere PRANNATH aur mein apke CHARNO KI DASI.
Shaadi ke baad wo ho gaya CHARANDAS aur wo hogayi PRANO KI PYASSI

Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega!
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Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen.

SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand.
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Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn’t spoken to me in six months.
Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!

[ftvfatboy]

My friend told me that
u bark like a dog at nite.
Dis made me so angry
that I scolded him,
abused him,slapped him & said
DONKEYS DONT BARK.

[ftvfatboy]

Q1. You are participating in a race.
You overtake the second person. What position are you in?



Answer: If you answered that you are first, and then you are
Absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person
and you take his place, you are second!


Q.2 If you overtake the last person, then you are...?
Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are
wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST
Person?
Q3. Very tricky math! Note: This must be done in your head only.
Do NOT use paper! and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it. Now add another 1000. Now
add 30. Add another1000. Now add 20. Now add another
1000 Now add 10. What is the total?



Answer: Did you get 5000? The correct answer is actually 4100.
Don't believe it? Check with your calculator! Today is
definitely not your day.
Q.4 Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini,
4. Nono.
What is the name of the fifth daughter?

Answer: Nunu?
NO! Of course not. Her name is Mary. Read the question
again.

[pH]

good one
i could give correct answer except 2 :D

thanks for sharing

[keralabeat]

Wow, that s great jokes... I will send this jokes to somebody... Anyway thanks for posting and sharing...