Womanly Jokes

[admin]

1. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

2. It's easy to tell if a man is married or not. Just watch him drive a car with a woman sitting beside him. If both his hands are on the wheel, you can be sure he is married.

3. A man received a letter from some Kidnappers. The letter said, " if you don't promised to send us $100,000 I swear that we will kidnap your wife." The poor man wrote back, " I am afraid I can't keep my promise but I hope you will keep yours."

4. What's the matter, you look depressed.

"I'm having trouble with my wife."

"What happened?" "She said she wasn't going to speak to me for 30 days."

"But that ought to make you happy."

"It did, but today is the last day."

[ftvfatboy]

I AM VERY SAD NO ONE IS POSTING IN THE JOKES
BUT KNOW I AM :lol: :lol:
GREAT JOKEZ

[admin]

I have some thing to make you more sad :lol:

TRUE Love!

There was once this guy who is very much in love with his girl. This romantic guy folded 1,000 pieces of paper cranes as a gift to his girl. Although, at that time he was just a small fry in his company, his future doesn't seem too bright, they were very happy together. Until one day, his girl told him she was going to Paris and will never come back. She also told him that she cannot visualize any future for the both of them, so they went their own ways there and then...Heartbroken, the guy agreed. But when he regained his confidence, he worked hard day and night, slogging his body and mind just to make something out of himself. Finally with all the hard work and the help of friends, this guy had set up his own company! ...

You never fail until you stop trying. One rainy day, while this guy was driving, he saw an elderly couple sharing an umbrella in the rain walking to some destination. Even with the umbrella, they were still drenched. It didn't take him long to realize they were his girl's parents. With a heart in getting back at them, he drove slowly beside the couple, wanting them to spot him in his luxury sedan. He wanted them to know that he wasn't the same any more; he had his own company, car, condo, etc. He made it! What he saw next confused him, the couple was walking towards a cemetery, and so he got out of his car and followed...and he saw his girl, a photograph of her smiling sweetly as ever at him from her tombstone and he saw his paper cranes right beside her... Her parents saw him. He asked them why this had happened. They explained that she did not leave for France at all. She was ill with cancer. She had believed that he will make it someday, but she did not want to be his obstacle... therefore she had chosen to leave him. Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. She had wanted her parents to put his paper cranes beside her, because, if the day comes when fate brings him to her again...he can take some of those back with him... Once you have loved, you will always love. For what's in your mind may escape but what's in your heart will remain forever. The guy just wept...The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right besides her knowing you can't have her, see her or be with her ever again.........hoping you understand.

Find time to realize that there is one person who means so much to you, for you might wake up one morning losing that person who you thought meant nothing to you.

[admin]

A Patel family in Gujarat was puzzled when the coffin of their dead mother arrived from the US. It was sent by one of the daughters. The dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no space left in it. When they opened the lid, they found a letter on top addressed to her brothers and sisters:

Dear Chandrakant bhai, Arvind bhai, Mohan and Varsha, I am sending Ba's body to you, since it was her wish that she should be cremated in the compound of our ancestral home in GUJARAT. Sorry, I could not come along as all of my paid leave is consumed. You will find inside the coffin, under Ba's body;

1. 12 cans of cheese
2. 10 packets of Tobler chocolates and 8 packets of Badam. Please divide these among all of you.
3. On Ba's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for Mohan.
4. There are also 2 pairs of shoes for Radha's and Lakshmi's sons. Hope the sizes are correct.
5. Ba is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The large size is for Mohan. Just distribute the rest among yourselves.
6. The 2 new Jeans that Ba's is wearing are for the boys.
7. The Swiss watch that Reema wanted is on Ba's left wrist.
8. Shanta masi, Ba is wearing the necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them off her.
9. The 6 white cotton socks that Ba is wearing must be divided among my nephews. Please distribute all these fairly.

[ftvfatboy]

Patel family
joke is good.
don't post advices under jokes
it's not suitable

[comptuteoz]

Have a laf mates. Jeff

[indianbaba]

This is a intelligent way to send goods from U.S. to homeland without paying any excise.

The second story touched my heart. Laughter and Sorrow will come side by side in our life. The other jokes were good.

[PhucYou]

Edited by indianbaba. Don't quote unnecessarily other's messages. And Nokia Sir didn't say that the story was funny!