Getting old sucks
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the
breakfast
table one morning when the wife says, "Just think, fifty years ago we
were sitting here at this breakfast table together." "I know," the old man
said. "We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered. "Let's relive some old times." Where upon , the two
stripped to the buff and sat down at the table. "You know, honey," the little
old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you
today as
they were fifty years ago." I wouldn't be surprised,"replied Gramps. "One's in
your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
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