my jokes

[security1]

4. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

5. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

6. Lift your head and spread your legs.

7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired.

8. Just turn your back and drop it.

9. Hold up. I've got to wash my balls.

10. Damn, I missed the hole again.

[security1]

Batsman: “How was I out?”
Umpire: “Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?”
Batsman: “You look, I’m the editor!”

“That was the best innings I ever played,” said the young man. “Well!” said his captain, “you mustn’t let that discourage you.”

[security1]

What’s the difference between the Indian team and a tea-bag? The tea-bag stays in the cup longer!

What’s the difference between Nasser Hussain and Saddam Hussein?
Saddam Hussein has more victories.

Why was Md.Kaif not getting a chance to play for the Indian team, though brimming with talent? Because he is from Luck’no’w!

[frankmazza]

Batsman: “How was I out?”
Umpire: “Why don’t you look in the paper tomorrow?”
Batsman: “You look, I’m the editor!”


Whaat? Explain that one to me lol.

[eddieizzle]

yo moms so fat...

:D

[DeathOClock]

I like pancake, funny? :P