Teacher and student

Teacher: Okay, today I want you all make a sentence using the word ‘flour’. Mathew stands up and tells me your sentence.

Mathew: My mother baked a cake in the kitchen.

Teacher: Where is the ‘flour’?

Mathew: It’s already in the cake, are you really a teacher? Dah antar yaya

Teacher and student 2

Teacher: What is the formula for water?
Jack: H I J K L M N O
Teacher: What are you talking about?
Jack: Yesterday, you told that formula for water is H to O. dah antar yaya

NEW SECRETARY
Two guys were discussing the new secretary at their office. John to George: "Man, I dated her last Tuesday and we had wonderful sex. She's a lot better in bed than my wife!"

Two days later. George to John: "Well, I dated her too and we had sex as well, but I still think your wife is better in bed!" dah kot

When Chinese speak an English
Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? ( anyone)
Operator : Yes, you can speak to me.

Caller: No, I want to speak to Annie Wan!

Operator: You are talking to someone! Who is this?

Caller: I'm Sam Wan (someone) And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent..

Operator: I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone! But what's
this urgent matter about?

Caller: Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother Noel Wan ( no one ) was
involved in an accident.. Noel Wan got injured and now Noel Wan is being
sent to the hospital. Right now, Avery Wan is on his way to the hospital.

Operator: Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital, then
the accident isn't an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious but I don't
have time for this!

Caller: You are so rude! Who are you?

Operator: I'm Saw Lee. (sorry)

Caller: Yes! You should be sorry.. Now give me your name!!