Why husband avoid questions..


 Wife: What would you do if I died ? would you get married again ?

Husband: Definitely not!

Wife: Why not ? Don’t you like being married ?

Husband: Off course I do!

Wife: Then why wouldn’t you remarry ?

Husband: Okay Okay I’d get married again!

Wife: You would ?

Husband: -------------- ?

Wife: Would you live in our house ?

Husband: Sure! It’s a great house..

Wife: Would you let her drive my car ?

Husband: Probably! Its almost new

Wife: Would you replace my pictures with hers ?

Husband: That would seem like the proper thing to do..

Wife: Would you give her my Jewelry ?

Husband: No I am sure she’d want her own!

Wife: Would she wear my shoes ?

Husband: No! her size is 6…

Wife: -SILENCE-

Husband: O SHIT