MONKEY

if you're a Monkey... you're intelligent and clear sighted, chivalrous and sociable, responsible and decisive, lighthearted and gregarious, confident and versatile, amusing and shrewd, observant and ironic, warm and full of joie de vivre, original and inventive, objective and rational, efficient and independent, talkative and entertaining, with an unquenchable thirst for knowledge -
But you're also cunning and guileful, jealous and critical, sly and manipulative, superior and vengeful, vain and mischievous, impatient and ambitious, unscrupulous and forceful, sharp and tricky, a charlatan and con artist, self-preoccupied with an elastic conscience, and suspected by the people around you!