PRACTICAL EXAM
Tintumon attended bio practical exam..
Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing leg.
Tintumon: I dont know.

Examiner: u fail.

Whats ur name ?

Tintumon: See my leg & tell.



DOCTOR
Thengil ninu veena achanumayi hospitalil ethiya tintumonodu
Dr: oru 5 min. mumpu ethichirunengil rekshapeduthamayirunu.
Tintumon: thengenu onnu veenu kittende doctor.


SAMAYAM
Kedakkiya oru timepiece achante kayyil koduthu Tintumon:
Samayam parayamo?
Achan: Samayam parayanamengil minimum Valiya soochiyum cheriya soochiyum evida ennariyanam.
Kurachalochicha sesham Tintumon:
Valiya Soochi nammude kinattil. Cheriya soochi Arichakkil.. ini Samayam para
Achan: Iswara!!


APARA BUDHI
Vakkyathil Prayogikkuka - “Kriyathmagam”

Tintumon: Teacher classil Kriyathmagam enna vakkinte artham chodhichappol aarum onnum mindiyilla… !!!
Tintumonoda Kali…


GEOGRAPHY
Teacher: “Tintumone.. ithavanayum ninakku geography-kku motta poojyam aanu. Ne entha geography padickathe ?”
Tintumon: “Achan parayarundu. Lokam anudhinam marikondirikkukayanennu. Lokam onnu settle aayikkotte.
Ennittu padickam !”


MATHEMATICS
Tintumon was doing his maths homework.
He said to himself, “Two plus five, the son of a b!tch is seven.
Three plus six, the son of a b!tch is nine…”
His mother heard what he was saying and gasped,
“What are you doing?”

Tintumon answered, “I’m doing my maths homework, Mom.”

“And this is how your teacher taught you to do it?” the mother asked.

“Yes,” he answered.

Infuriated, the mother asked the teacher the next day,
“What are you teaching my son in maths?”

The teacher replied, “Right now, we are learning addition.”

The mother asked, “And are you teaching them to say two plus
two, the Son Of a b!tch is four?”

After the teacher stopped laughing, she answered,

“What I taught Them was, two plus two, THE SUM OF WHICH,
is four.”