Students and schools jokes

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Teacher : Tuttu, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.

Tuttu : Me!

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Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Tuttu : Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair of the same at home.


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Teacher : Shamu, go to the map and find North America.

Shamu : Here it is!

Teacher: Correct. Now, Tuttu, who discovered America?

Tuttu : Shamu!

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Teacher : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father: No. Why do you ask that?

Teacher: Well, where did you get THIS mummy then?

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Teacher : What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

Tuttu : A teacher

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Teacher : "George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also

admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him?"

Ramu : "Because George still had the axe in his hand."

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Teacher : Ramu, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Ramu : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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സ്കൂളില് നിന്നു കരഞ്ഞു വരുന്ന മകനോട് അമ്മ : എന്തിനാ മോനെ കരയുന്നത് ?

മകന് : ഒരു കുട്ടി എണ്റ്റെ തലക്കടിച്ചു
അമ്മ : അവനെ കണ്ടാല് നീ അറിയുമോ ?
മകന്; :അറിയാം അവണ്റ്റെ പല്ല്; എണ്റ്റെ പോക്കറ്റിലുണ്ട്.

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