one day jimmy went to the rest room and saw two hot dogs in a power plant
he learned in biology boiling things will rid all dirty bacteria
so he went home and boiled a gallon of water and dropped the two dirty hot dogs into the water
as the hot dogs were boiling one said to the other hotdog
DAMN ITS HOT IN HERE
and the other hot dog yelled
HOLY CRAP A TALKING HOT DOG!

duh dump chi!