In the celebration of my Century Joke posts in Animal Jokes thread, im heading towards a new section of Kid Jokes...

Enjoy Everybody..

Starting with School Jokes...




Bored with school...

Teacher: When you yawn, your supposed to put your hand to your mouth !
Pupil: What ?, and get bitten !


Teacher: You aren't paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !


Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept.
You mean you need to sleep at home too !