Three frogs walked into a bar, the fourth frog ducked.

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Why are frogs so happy?
They eat watever bugs them!

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What does a frog wear on St. Patrick's day?
Nothing!

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What did the frog dress up for on Halloween?
A prince.

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How many frogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One frog and 37 light bulbs, slippery hands, ya know.

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Whats the preferred car of frogs?
The Beetle.