Banjo Jokes
What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?

The chain saw has greater dynamic range.

What's the difference between a banjo and a cattle grid?

People slow down before they drive over a cattle grid.

There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.
Female five string banjoist shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded shopping mall: ``Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string.''