Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look, a herd of elephants in the distance"



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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglasses
A: Nothing. He doesn't recognize them.



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Q: What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?
A: "Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!"



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Q: What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?
A: An elephant is grey.



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Q: What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?
A: "Look! A herd of plums in the distance" (Jane is colour blind)



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Q: How do you get four elephants into a Mini?
A: Two in the front, two in the back.



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Q: What game do four elephants in a mini play?
A: Squash